You’re damn right I wrote some fan fiction! All writers do it in their early days, but few have the brass ones to not only admit to their heinous literary crimes, but to publish them on their website for your amusement.

I’ll get to work immediately on some Twilight and Hunger Games fanfic, but for right now you’ll have to settle for a couple of stories based in the world of Dark Age of Camelot, the MMORPG that consumed large portions of my life until I broke the chains and escaped. YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME BACK ALIVE, ELECTRONIC ARTS!

Legend – Hunters doing hunter things

Lost Souls – Trolls drinking in a tavern don’t appreciate interruptions